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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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