butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Ketchup is God's man juice
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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