I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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