If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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