just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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