i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize