Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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