I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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