I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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