Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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