Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
