After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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