I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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