big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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