There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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