It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
