i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We named our party play list daddy issues
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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