Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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