Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
bring money and cleavage
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
