yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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