Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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