Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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