I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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