i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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