she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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