HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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