do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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