Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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