he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Randomize
