debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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