you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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