Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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