I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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