i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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