would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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