There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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