Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
