If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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