i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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