why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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