I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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