I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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