i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Randomize
