Fuck appropriateness.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
