Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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