I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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