You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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