either way he was missing a nipple.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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