tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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