Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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