Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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