I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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