Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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