Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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